Usually you guys just put my name into a Jingle Bells or something. Two ELVES hammering away at a pile of shoes as a fat shoemaker sleeps with a copy of "Hot Cobbler" magazine on his chest, a busty cobbler lady on the cover. Eventually he can't help himself and belts out the chorus. How many Etcha-Sketches did you get finished? Buddy wakes up from his sleep to find himself in Papa's workshop. Come on, kids, get him! Buddy! I got news for you, even if those two pages were in there, that book still would have sucked. He's not my -- you know what? BACK ON BUDDY, queasy. The elevator doors open and close, floor by floor. I'd like a black S-500 to receive me at the airport. BAM! JOVIE IS RUNNING down the street, heading into Central Park. It's not free candy. Why the long face? - the TEENAGERS who threw snowballs sing. We can't just kick him out in the snow. Now MICHAEL ENTERS. Snow flickers! The visitors are ecstatic. Mr. Greenway, with all due respect, KISS MY ASS! How much do you love me. I DID IT!! Walter is about to burst but holds back, until they're clear of the station. It scares the hell out of him. Walter watches as Buddy grabs ten different books and immediately decides they're boring. -- Buddy runs round and round A revolving door and loving every moment. Then, in spite of himself, WALTER BELTS OUT THE CHORUS in such an awful voice, it draws looks from the singers around him. Buddy finishes this off with a wicked slap-shot. He may be very small, but in this business, he is a monster. It's amazing what a little attention will do. The man is wearing tights. Super 8 home movie of Papa Elf holding a two-year old baby that is almost as big as he is. Ow! The actress then shared a surprising fact about the movie's script. But now the belly of the coach nails the winged statue atop the fountain, yanking the whole engine back out of the sleigh. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole world. I just don't sing. IT features a breaking NEWS STORY set in CENTRAL PARK. Bye Sunshine! Buddy is given one. Uh-oh. So what are you saying, Miles? Buddy comes from behind him, squeezes and then we hear a CRACK. This is totally shocking. Like lightning, the raccoon BITES Buddy in the face. He SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES! WALTER'S OFFICE - GREENWAY PRESS - DAY, Walter sits behind his desk staring at the note that accompanied the package from Buddy. No it doesn't. Have you seen the numbers from this quarter? It's huge. He sees the Empire State Building, then looks at his snow globe. I'm now told we have some amateur footage of a strange man dressed as an Elf. A distant point with a glowing trail of smoke. The SURGE IN CHRISTMAS SPIRIT makes Santa's Sleigh RISE A FOOT OFF THE GROUND. We see a gauge on the instrument panel of the sleigh with CHRISTMAS SPIRIT LEVELS written and a needle resting in the DANGEROUSLY LOW red section. I'm sick of being extraordinary! A huge corner office says 'WALTER HOBBS, EDITOR.'. Son of a cobbler! We seem to be having some technical difficulty with our remote unit. FOCUS RACKS to Papa tending to his son. They both sit panting. Walter, Emily, Michael and Buddy are seated around the dining room table eating spaghetti. Buddy stops at the edge of an escalator, afraid to get on, like a kid at the edge of a diving board. We're trying to get yo the money, but it's been difficult to raise the funding...the children are sponsoring another bake sale next month. Buddy attempts to greet a sea of people, but New Yorkers ignore the guy in the Elf suit. The halls are decked. I would give this some natural erosion, a slight wind drift look. Oh, no. And now Michael sings too. Unable to shake the feeling that he doesn't fit in, the adult Buddy travels to New York, in full elf uniform, in search of his real father. Buddy sees some other crap on the sidewalk, grabs some newspaper and picks it up. Elves everywhere are testing toys. Smiling is my favorite. Buddy sees the GIANT CHRISTMAS TREE for the first time. If I squint, he looks like a pirate flag. I thought felonies were felonies? You're Ex-traordinary! A giant baby is wedged into an extra-tiny crib. And though it is against the Code of Elves to lie, all agreed that until Buddy asked us, no one was going to bring up the fact that he was actually a human being. Number one? But before he enters, he stops, over-hearing a few Elves drinking cider and talking behind his back. SANTA'S WORKSHOP - TOY TESTING - THE NEXT DAY. With that, Jovie walks off. A curious Christmas Eve, to say the least. Our nimble fingers, natural cheer and active minds are perfect for toy building. PAPA ELF'S WORKSHOP - NORTH POLE - DAY. So what do you think? Five Christmas play scripts for just £15, each is usually priced at £4.75. I'm in love! That's the other thing I wanted to talk to you about. Jovie has spotted Buddy. In shock, without a word, Michael takes off running toward the park. He then stands at a distance. And no where were Buddy's differences more obvious than in Santa's toy shop. Wrapping paper everywhere. I'm sure it had nothing to do with me being naked. Finally he snaps out of it and looks at Buddy. Then the top of the tree. She gives him a shy wave. He told me fifteen times! Quickly, Santa moves to the Christmas tree, where he lays out presents. Ow...jeez...yikes...golly...charles...Dickens! Wow. As the shadow of the sleigh zips high over them, the whole crowd joins in, singing their hearts out. Are you okay? Prancer was able to control his bladder over Baltimore, and we didn't forget Delaware... A party HORN blows. Buddy gets in the elevator with a bunch of Republican-looking PEOPLE. Oh, you're not a cotton-head ninny muggins! PROP NOTE: Del Close's skull sits on a shelf in the B.G. Do you want to give the ol' man a hand? They find themselves blocked by a giant FOUNTAIN with the Rangers close behind. Tangled with reindeer, fish-tailing, and CRASHING! Buddy looks around as the half-baked Santa Land empties out. Buddy itches his crotch, then awakens to the staring man. She is confused but intrigued by this mysterious stranger. The camera pans and we see a huge crowd is gathering outside Central Park, held back by barricades and police. A guy bumps into him. It's true! The sleigh won't fly. Elaborate construction paper Christmas murals cover the walls. This is a transcript of Elf. Huge news. WE SLAM INTO A CLOSE UP OF BUDDY'S SHOCKED FACE. Buddy perks up, training his ear, he slowly rises to his feet, as if following a butterfly, he meanders through the deserted aisles, more and more hypnotized as the angelic singing gets louder and louder and clearer and more beautiful. That means it's our problem. Did Krumpet put you up to this? Can you fly in tomorrow morning? Believe me, after a few years of this, you'll learn to tune it all out. Walter hangs up. That's not true, you have lots of talents. We see an assembly line of elves making Etch-a-sketches with wooden hammers. 52 millimeter Spitfire Classic Wheels and bolts from Diamond and some Swiss Bearings. Buddy works on the engine while Walter and Michael try to wake up from this strange dream. They leave the toy section and walk toward the SANTA LAND that Buddy built. Walter marches out of the front doors, Buddy following closely behind, almost like a puppy dog trying to keep up. Yes, but unfortunately, Christmas Spirit is becoming a very limited resource. Buddy walks along the Highway, looks up, then stops in his tracks. He might as well have said zero. A fictional story about an adopted Elf named Buddy who was raised in the North Pole. A silver eagle badge reads CENTRAL PARK RANGERS. Papa Elf leads Buddy through a door to reveal the most amazing sight Buddy has ever beheld. We're back in the bookstore from the very first scene. Caught off guard, they have to lunge to grab him. This bathroom is ABSURDLY SMALL, Buddy squeezes in like Harry Houdini. In the drab world of the antithesis he enters in Act Two, Buddy stands out as the answer to the norm. By Dan Auty on December 10, 2020 at … Buddy tries to speak, but instead COLLAPSES RIGHT ON TOP OF POM POM, crushing him beneath his weight. Then lose the tights...as soon as possible. It slowly reveals itself to be SANTA'S SLEIGH! I'm going to flank around from the East. I think someone sent you a Christmas-gram. EROSION?! Charles Dickens! That's strong! Buddy dumps more spaghetti on her plate. I was wondering if I'd ever see you again. Let me finish this meeting and we'll figure this out. Not the way he does it. Do you mean an airplane or a helicopter? This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Elf. Oh, no, I'm just smiling. There's almost no Christmas Spirit in New York. Bye Tinkle Winkle! It was salmon, zucchini, string beans, carrots, cherry tomatoes, asparagus, mushrooms and olives. How come you guys don't hug? Like on a scale from one to ten? Buddy still tries to hold his hand. And where do the reindeers get their magic from? Know how much I love you? Hey? But as he grows into adulthood, he can't shake the nagging feeling that he doesn't belong. We push in on the book and it magically flips open to the first page: a drawing of small Papa Elf in his wonderful work shop. And no human could ever do this work. And no farms, everyone's pushing small-town rural. I'll come visit you later, okay? This is the one thing Buddy's actually better at than hockey. Without you, we'd sound like a bunch of...I mean, you bring us down a whole octave! No, but it worked out pretty good. Just then, a SNOWBALL WHACKS MICHAEL IN THE SHOULDER. Again, the scene is aglow. As you can see, quite a crowd is starting to gather. Some call it "the show" or the "big dance". INT. The MOUNTED RIDERS come at Walter who wears Santa's hat and coat. Buddy sits at the table and unfurls some long paper. It's not evil. The ENTERTAINMENT CENTER has been completely dismantled to provide wood for the rocking horse. Michael and Walter look up to see Buddy approaching them. He's never been anywhere. Actually, it seems like everyone has the same talents. It sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas Carol! Carolyn Reynolds wants a Suzie-Talks-A-Lot... Carolyn, the girl from the Doctor's office, at home watching on TV. Me and Dad are gonna go ice-skating and eat sugarplums! A scary jail cell. He attempts to be a decoy. Snow Flickers! Go on. Listen, Buddy, some people. Michael has ditched out. Walter even made the jump from 'naughty' to 'nice'. Santa had a decision to make. Everything is cold and hard and ugly and mean. And in case you haven't guessed it, that's our story. Good, I wanted to talk to you too. They all look up in fear as the riders disappear into the woods. Miles Finch is FOUR FEET TALL. May I speak with you in the kitchen for a moment? What were you doing here so early in the morning? Walter is torn... Michael stops in his tracks, giving his dad a chance. The female reporter steps over to a Latino man, who holds his 5-year old son in his arms. 28 Feb. 2021. His eyes light up as he stands, holding the gate of the crib. You'll get it back. She glides like a vision to the Christmas tree where she hangs balls from a ladder. Fulton Greenway nods skeptically. It's just you have another Papa, too. Buddy is running around and around a revolving door. And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop. Is this some kind of game? As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerous Having an oven. The ELEVATOR DOOR DINGS open to reveal Walter & Buddy. Meet the family, that sort of thing. He takes command. We can't see Buddy, but we can see the snowballs shooting out of his bunker like a machine gun. ...then I traveled through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, past the castle of the abominable snowman and past the sea of swirly, twirly gumdrops. Can you bring me in a bottle of water please? I'm gonna go eat in my den, okay? Buddy tries to avoid him, but Miles is surprisingly strong, flipping Buddy over the table. These guy are bad news. I don't have time for a Christmas-gram. Ow...jeez...yikes...golly...charles dickens! Buddy looks to the floor, and now up and into her eyes. Now something grabs Buddy's full attention. Alright, pal. He's the worst dad in the world. The book was called 'Elf'. The reporter stands speechless as the ANCHORMAN talks into her earpiece... Charlotte? Please, I have a terrible voice. Back to work! QUICK SERIES OF FLASHBACKS FROM BUDDY'S PAST flash before his eyes not unlike 'the sixth sense'. Everyone is confused. It wasn't like that. They're coming! He's your son. No. Walter adjusts in his seat. It seems I'm...I'm not an Elf. Walter peels off a twenty and Michael immediately shoves it into his pocket. What? Thanks for breakfast, Buddy. We follow Buddy as he approaches an Elf kitchenette. Except my arms would have to be way longer, like pterodactyl wings --. Michael and Emily are having a heated discussion. Buddy narrows his eyes to see as the point grows as it approaches. An ANNOUNCER ELF is on a megahorn, doing play by play of an elf hockey team... Lum Lum across the line, feeds it to Foom Foom, behind the net, looking, feeds Blinky...Wait! No human being has ever set... set foot in Santa's workshop. Oh, why don't you just say it Ming Ming?! ...you can bake cookies in a tree. But Buddy, you never asked! The book was called 'Elf'. Pulling back a tree branch to reveal: Santa's GROUNDED SLEIGH and nine grazing reindeer. Buddy's hear fills his whole chest. I can prove he's real. No it's not. Dick, come back to remote 3. Hi, Sarah. Go anywhere! His eyes light up. I knew this day would come. Walter and Michael stop at a smoking object in the snow. Oh, it's not a costume. Then sprinkles it with candy snow caps. I need to swing by my apartment real quick...they're delivering a chair. But as he grows into adulthood, he can't shake the nagging feeling that he doesn't belong. We fade from the logo to a cerulean blue gradient backdrop with the few opening credits fading in and out as few snowflakes blow across the screen. I can't just take off work. Loving every moment. He runs over and locks himself in the bathroom. Buddy vows to visit Manhattan and find his real dad, a workaholic publisher. And it's long over due... Papa Elf looks into Buddy's beautifully innocent eyes. This giant scene at the barricades has gone dark. All lined up along a ridge. Where are we at? GIMBELS DEPARTMENT STORE - CONTINUOUS. I'm not a human, am I Papa? The door suddenly swings open and light shoots into the room. This is a full 120 page movie script from Elf with 4 cast signatures. Buddy pulls some syrup out of his breast pocket and pours it over his spaghetti. I'm supposed to follow in your footsteps...but I'm always letting everyone down. Walter and Michael, stunned, hold the hood up. Flyer guy #2 takes it, then gives Buddy one of his own flyers. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Charlotte Dennon wants a "Tiffany engagement ring, and for your boyfriend to stop dragging his feet and commit already!". A biological Papa. Now that we have gone through a set of basic questions about 'Elf' it is now time to launch into a set of fun facts about the movie 'Elf' that shed light on many of its iconic scenes such as the elf snowball scene and the elf workshop scene and cover some interesting 'Elf' movie facts and elf facts as well. I'll tell you, I wish all the pages were missing. ELF #5. Trying to be nice. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... Walter, standing watch, sees the MOUNTED POLICE CHARGING. I mean, not really... Video Footage: of 7-year old Buddy riding a really small tricycle around in circles at a birthday party with a laughing Elf child on his back and another Elf under his arm. But fortunately when it comes to babies, Santa's a push over. Walter, I can't do this if he's going to keep moving around. Michael laughs and pegs him back. He wrote this note! Love GIMBELS.'. Yum!Buddy picks it up, plays with it, then pops it in his mouth and chews with A smile. He's your son Walter, it's not like he's going to just go away. Walter is walking along the sidewalk with his brief case. You know, it'd be nice if we ate together as a family once in a while. every last word. Hey, you're the one who's behind on the payments, don't try to make me out to be the bad guy here. Go see him. Buddy and Michael are goofing around inside Gimbels. Don't listen to Jim. Golly! All they do is look at the pictures. Santa frantically attempts to repair the problem with his head hidden under a hood panel. It's me, Buddy! A --. It's possible he may feel he was never fully nurtured, causing an alternative personality to develop. It's time for my Buddy here to spread his wings. I suppose parents eat them too? YES!! Christmas Spirit is about believing, not seeing. In fact, no human has ever set foot in Santa's workshop. A fictional story about an adopted Elf named Buddy who was raised in the North Pole. She bumps him back harder. I don't belong here. The elevator dings open to reveal Buddy, alone, frightened. 1. An Elf? And so, with a little help, Buddy managed to save Christmas. He and Buddy embrace. Its got some of the funny bits from the film! Description. What kind of Christmas gram is this? And where do the reindeer get their magic from? Buddy waves back. You're only 915 off pace. Buddy walks right behind the man and offers it to him to be helpful. You're just moving your lips. Animals wave as Buddy heads off into the unknown. I know, it's a little less magical, but everyone's still getting their wish, that's the important thing, right? The floor manager, CHUCK, spots Buddy. Each Elf he passes says goodbye. I think he's mad at me...but he won't be after THIS. -- A sign at a crappy diner "World's Best Cup of Coffee!" Swallows frosting hard. I don't belong anywhere. READER’S THEATER based on ELF (the movie)! It's okay, Buddy. LOVE, BUDDY!!!". I was in the neighborhood. Santa catches a glimpse over his shoulder of the Rangers in hot pursuit. Mail from all over the world gets sorted all in one place! It's the real Santa! My, how I love that boy. Exposing himself. She sings even stronger. I think what he really needs is you. All of you can kiss my vertically challenged ass. Went to New York, ate spaghetti, worked in a shiny mail room and eventually saved Christmas.
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